I just realized recently that Tinker Bell is basically the love child of Satan and the Tooth Fairy. Look at her eyes! Why on Earth would you ever make a move on her man?! Yes, Wendy, I'm looking at you.
Anyway, this is my tribute to her, because she's the most frightening, sassy, loyal character created ever, and she's barely 5" tall. That's an accomplishment.
And yes, I know that the lyrics are from Cruella de Vil.
Won 4th Place in Angry Disney contest at http://www.polyvore.com/angry_disney/contest.show?id=393112